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Why couldn't the owl see when he went to live in a monastery?
|Because of the cowl!|
What do you call an Owl with a low voice?
Owl searching for prey is?
|On the prowl!|
What happens if an owl is taught by a wolf?
|It learns to howl!|
What do you get when you put a bee in front of an owl?
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
|It smells fowl!|
What does an owl get when it carries its mice in its cheeks?
What does an Owl with an attitude have?
How do you tell the difference between an owl and a lorry?
|Lorries are not allowed to hoot at night!!|
What does an owl need after his bath?
What happened to my mixed up owl?
|It came out low!|
Why does the owl call OOOO?
|Because its a vowl!|
What do you get when you turn an owl into a small wood?
|A dowl! or a dowel ah well.........|
What did the naughty little owl do when he got a spanking?
|He went off 'owling!!!.........|
What happened to the owl who fell in the well?
|It got wet!!!.........|
He keeps incognito