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| No. 1 | Why couldn't the owl see when he went to live in a monastery? | Because of the cowl! | ||
| No. 2 | What do you call an Owl with a low voice? |
A Growl! | ||
| No. 3 | Owl searching for prey is? |
On the prowl! | ||
| No. 4 | What happens if an owl is taught by a wolf? |
It learns to howl! | ||
| No. 5 | What do you get when you put a bee in front of an owl? |
A bowl! | ||
| No. 6 | What happens if an owl doesn't wash? |
It smells fowl! | ||
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| No.7 | What does an owl get when it carries its mice in its cheeks? |
A jowl! | ||
| No. 8 | What does an Owl with an attitude have? |
A Scowl! | ||
| No. 9 | I've got a great witty joke about owls. I don't know on whom to inflict it. |
I've been thinking to-whit, to-whoo! | ||
| No. 10 | What does an owl need after his bath? |
A t-owl! | ||
| No. 11 | What happened to my mixed up owl? |
It came out low! | ||
| No. 12 | Why does the owl call OOOO? |
Because its a vowl! | ||
| No. 13 | What do you get when you turn an owl into a small wood? |
A dowl! or a dowel ah well......... | ||
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